CRAZIN:
Hello. My name is Crazin Foxhunt. About a year ago, my
family of four and I moved to a town called Timberhill, Louisiana. Since then,
I have observed countless strange and seemingly unexplainable happenings and
events that have caused me to re-think not only my own perception of life, but
also reality itself. I have decided to begin creating these audio installations
at random intervals in time to raise awareness about Timberhill, and the
strange occurrences that have transpired there, as well as the preservation of
my own sanity in these unsettling times. During the installments, I will serve
as your herald and reporter of the bizarre events of Timberhill. Let’s get
started. Timberhill is a coastline small town of about 500 people, although the
entrance sign clearly reads “population -4.” The town’s main export is a type
of earthworm that is found exclusively within it’s borders. The worms are used
primarily for fishing and dining, and are distributed in tin cans by the towns
own “Can ‘o Worms Bait and Tackle.” Every Thursday, a grey semi-truck drives
into town to receive its shipment of worms from the cannery at the edge of
town. The driver of the truck has no face. Timberhill as seen from driving
towards it must appear quite strange from a distance. A few non-descript
boxlike shapes haphazardly scattered about, coagulating in density nearer to
the tall, gaunt shilloette of the church house, towering above like a dark,
silent relic of a time forgotten. And yet, I think that by far the strangest
part of timberhill’s appearance is the perpetual halo of cloud, hovering over
the town in a solemn, exact ring. The townspeople never seem to mention it, and
might as well be completely unaware of the odd enigma. But then again, they
don’t talk about many things. For instance, the strange and complex hand
gesture that everyone seems entitled to preform before meals. When questioned,
no one could seem to recount what the ritual means or how it started, but
simply stated that “it’s just the right thing to do.” Fireworks can be seen
over Timberhill on the 4th of July every year, even though nobody in
town sets them off. Other annually recurring events include the slow dissention
of a long, black, wooden ladder stretching from the heavens into the bottom of
the lagoon on October 8th, and the total and complete ignoring of February
the twenty sixth. The townspeople sleep straight through it, and it is scribbled
out of all calendars. Also, instead of parading through the streets on
Halloween, the children of Timberhill cower inside and draw their curtains for
unknown reasons. Almost all life refuses to enter the town’s border, excepting
earthworms, and strange eyeless fish that swim slowly and blindly through the
bay. All of the townspeople are convinced that it is currently the year 1956,
and they all act and dress accordingly. There is only one hospital in
Timberhill. All of the nurses dress in plague doctor masks and white jumpsuits,
and have never cured anyone of anything. Behind the hospital grows a small tree
that produces cherry pits and no fruit. No one in Timberhill has ever died except
by being poisoned. Howling noises can be heard from the nearby forest only by
children of seven years old. There is one restaurant in Timberhill, a small
diner simply called “Restaurant.” No one has ever been inside or knows what
type of food they serve, because it has been “closed for Labor Day for as long
as anyone can remember. Timberhill is named after a small, decrepit hill beside
the church house, and overlooking the lagoon. The hill is under constant
supervision by a strange, pale white creature with one eye that floats about
two feet above the ground, and creates a soft humming noise. The citizens have affectionately
named her the “mother worm”. Every Thursday, at precisely four in the morning,
everyone gathers around the hill, and begins to chant odd incantations in Latin
to the mother worm for eight minutes straight before returning to bed with no
recollection of anything that happened in the morning. Whenever the-
ELANOR:
Crazin? Crazin? The walrus is back. He seems angry. I
-waaaaa!
WALRUS:
ROARRR!
CRAZIN:
Ahh! Uhh… okay this concludes this instillation
of the Timberhill Reporte
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